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My brain, my every ounce of being human
Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?

Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?

Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.

Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator

by Who The Douce Are You? April 12, 2005
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The reason why we don't need math, especially in high school, when you'd rather be snogging.
Tim: Math is @#$%?&*!!! I hate it! I want to snog!
Tim's dad: This is why there are calculators. Don't forget the rubber, son.
by AdrienneS June 19, 2006
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for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..
me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!

me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!
by crookedplanks October 05, 2010
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-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}
AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.
by ti June 09, 2004
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A useful object for those who are shit at maths. However, usually it is completely useless and is the perfect tool for getting someone's attention. All in all, it can be a weapon of maths (GET ITTTT? UB) destruction.
Person #1: OI

Person #2; -no response-
Person #1; -starts tapping person #2 with calculator with a cheesy grin-
Person #2; gtfo
by Lazzah September 28, 2009
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