Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?

Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?

Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.

Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator

by Who The Douce Are You? April 12, 2005
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You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator
by theurbanpoet69 April 26, 2020
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Malware dev's most admired system program to test whether their remote access trojan works
*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11

by ­­ June 18, 2021
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Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.
Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?

Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.
by Tyler Christie October 13, 2008
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Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*

Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”

Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”

Teacher: “What did you drop?”

Brooke: “My calculator.”

Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”
by brookemt057 March 27, 2019
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Asian Gameboy

pi=100 pts!
Woah Ling Zhi is really playin' that calculator!
by Senor Cool September 12, 2007
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A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.
Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone
by QUEEN ANALISA February 5, 2019
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