Blumpst 

An adverb or an adjective for something or someone who is bad, not fun, weird

That shirt is blumpst, i hate it…

Blumpst by Solind March 21, 2024

Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet

Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster

Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

blumptastic 

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004

blimpster 

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

blimpster by block1of4 September 8, 2005

Bumpstocking 

When a group of friends go out to shoot up cans, boxes, old tv's and such as a form of entertainment by using a bump stock on your gun or by simply putting your thumb in your jeans change pocket and your pointer finger on the trigger. When you pull forward on your gun it causes it to shoot rapid fire. Clearly a waste of ammo but a bunch of fun.

Me and the boys went Bumpstocking by the old Mitchell place last night and lit up Cooter's old Dodge.

Bumpstocking by Simphead November 23, 2020

blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

blumpster by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

bumpstick 

A camshaft; the part of a typical engine that is timed with the crankshaft to actuate the valves.

Karl has a serious bumpstick in that thing, listen to the lope!

bumpstick by ghost August 1, 2003