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The act of taking a shit while a female does a line of cocain off your dick.
Dude, I just went to the bathroom with this chick and got an amazing blumpski.
by RedDragonMaster April 04, 2016
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
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(Verb) blumpski

To receive a blow job whilst taking a shit and enjoying a cold brew simultaneously.
"Dude I totally got a blumpski last night! This time I had a Guiness."
by MicDropFTW March 08, 2016
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