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blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004

Words you can keep

blumptastic

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.

That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.

blumptastic by jwn February 3, 2004

Related Words

blumptastic • bumptastic • bumtastic • burptastic • BLAMtastic • BLAPptastIC • Blorptastic • bluntastic • bluntastic delicous • blunttastic

bluntastic delicous

A very enjoyable deluctable blunt that is a delicous flavor.

Damn Muh Fucka that Blunt is bluntastic delicous!

bluntastic delicous by Puking Panda's Roommate April 10, 2007

bluntastic

Term used to recognize a situation when smoking a blunt is in order.

Katie: Hey, it's gonna be a long trip back to Harrisonburg tonight.
Ryan: That's bluntastic
Katie: Indeed

bluntastic by Captain Blunt November 27, 2006

Bumtastic

His bum was fantastic.

His bum was fantastic. Wait...bumtastic!!

Bumtastic by HerbieFullyLoaded December 17, 2013

blunttastic

Great, Fantastic

blunttastic by Anonymous April 7, 2003

BLAMtastic

an expression used on Newgrounds.com when an Flash entry is considered incredibly bad and poorly made. It is then BLAMed, where in a review a person might call it BLAMtastic in their review of the Flash entry

"Man that last Dailytoon was BLAMtastic"

BLAMtastic by JC103 August 3, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026