Tim's definitions

goots

of hispanic lineage.

"Powell is goots!"

by tim May 7, 2005

William Hung

guy who can't sing whom got a record contract. he usually screws up the lyrics, and isn't original in any of his songs, for he never wrote one of his own songs.

She Bangs: Ricky Martin
I Believe I can fly: R. Kelly or me first and the gimmes
YMCA: the village people
Can you feel the love tonight: Elton john

by Tim August 17, 2004

Apple Tax

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

by Tim January 18, 2008

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

whino

A person who consistantly whines or cries a lot.

Stop being such a big whino!

by Tim January 22, 2005

ronny james dio

The Holy Diver

Ronny James Dio rock my shitass last night! (high-pitched and sustained)Owww! Holy Diver! You've been gone too long in the midnight sea! Oh, what's becoming of me?

by Tim February 6, 2004

Fartknocker

a kind of weasel of the two-legged variety.

That was such a low thing to do, Jack. You are a real fartknocker.

by Tim January 5, 2003