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To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
by mbd8907 August 23, 2006
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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While online gaming, killing an enemy whilst teabagging the previous kill.
Got him, teabagging. Oh shit there's another...I just got a blumpkin.
by TheHeya November 09, 2018
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