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To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
by mbd8907 August 23, 2006
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May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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While online gaming, killing an enemy whilst teabagging the previous kill.
Got him, teabagging. Oh shit there's another...I just got a blumpkin.
by TheHeya November 09, 2018
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