Blumpster
Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011
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blumpster
blumpster by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005
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blumpster
variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.
a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.
a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.
"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"
blumpster by Slutty Skank October 13, 2005
Blumpster
Man it sucks being homeless but i forgot all about that when that bitch gave me a Blumpster last night
Blumpster by EndLeSsRaGE March 31, 2011
apple blumpster
Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.
Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
apple blumpster by K. Schulten May 14, 2011
Blusterfuck
A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018
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