blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

blumpster

variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.

a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.

"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"

by Slutty Skank October 13, 2005

Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet

Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster

by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

Blumpster

When one receives a Blumpkin inside of a dumpster. This is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.

I got a blumpster from a bum the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.

by Chimo946 January 08, 2008

apple blumpster

Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.

While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.

by K. Schulten May 14, 2011

Blumpster

giving a blumpkin to a bum in a dumpster

Man it sucks being homeless but i forgot all about that when that bitch gave me a Blumpster last night

by EndLeSsRaGE March 31, 2011