We were very poor growing up on the farm. My half-sister Stephanie was sadly a simpleton but she gave the most beautiful blumpkins and I loved her for it. I say loved because in the fall of 1987 she was found mutilated in the back of a green Chevy van. That's actually not true as I never lived in the country and am an only child but it's still a beautiful image as I'm sure you'll agree. Someone from Arkansas will fap to this definition.

Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.

She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.

There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.

That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62

After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.

Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.