Assassinine

Used to describe when an assassin makes a donkey-like error

Assassinine is a combination of the words assassin and asinine

by MacaroniMan July 8, 2011

consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008

assassinate the toilet

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

by Reaper118us March 19, 2010

assassinate

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transitive verb

to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.

- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)

Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.

by Noka November 19, 2007

Ass assassinate

To perform anal sex.

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.

by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Assassinate

To kill someone wearing 700 lb armor by smacking them with the handle of your gun.

"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."

by Tremblay October 20, 2008

assassinaversary

1) The anniversary of a famous assassination.
2) The media circle jerk "paying homage" to the anniversary of a famous assassination.

"Why is every channel talking about JFK lately."
"Dude, his assassinaversary is coming up."

by Scatter44 November 17, 2013