2 definitions by Scatter44

assassinaversary

1) The anniversary of a famous assassination.
2) The media circle jerk "paying homage" to the anniversary of a famous assassination.

"Why is every channel talking about JFK lately."
"Dude, his assassinaversary is coming up."

by Scatter44 November 18, 2013

ding-wad

A collection of tissues accumulated to staunch the bleeding from a small wound or ding

I dinged my finger closing the car door. It doesn't hurt anymore, but now I got this bloody ding-wad I have to toss out somewhere.

by Scatter44 November 20, 2013