Definitions by Onemanarmy675

Snacking off 

Eating food whilst masturbating

A: I heard about edible panties, and man am I hungry and horny.

B: Have you tried snacking off?

Snacking off by onemanarmy675 November 18, 2011

Parental Stalking 

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.

A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.

Parental Stalking by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011

Snacking At A Buffet 

Not using something to it's full potential

1:
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.

B: Spent it on my girlfriend

A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.

2:
A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music

B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet

Snacking At A Buffet by Onemanarmy675 November 12, 2011

Mexican Slip N' Slide 

The act of ejaculating on your partners chest, and sliding across the "slip n' slide". Shouting "WEEEEE!" at the top of your lungs is preferred.

A: Damn, she broke up with you? Why?
B: I gave her a Mexican slip n' slide.
A: O.O

Mexican Slip N' Slide by Onemanarmy675 November 10, 2011

Scott Baio Mayo 

After ejaculating on your partner, shouting WA-WA-WA! Like Chachi from Happy Days.

Boy A: My girlfriend really likes Happy Days, so I pulled a Scott Baio mayo on her.

Boy B: Nice!

Scott Baio Mayo by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Penis Hygienist 

Someone who is overly sensitive about their penile hygiene.

Girl A: So did he want the anal you offered him?

Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.

Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!

Penis Hygienist by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011

Ass assassinate 

To perform anal sex.

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.

Ass assassinate by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011