MacaroniMan's definitions

Assassinine

Used to describe when an assassin makes a donkey-like error

Assassinine is a combination of the words assassin and asinine

by MacaroniMan July 8, 2011

Bird Bomb

When a bird thinks it'd be funny to unload it's excrements onto your head

Friend 1: Look at the pretty seagulls, hey let's feed this bread to-- *PLOP
Friend 2: OHHH you just got a Bird Bomb!!

by MacaroniMan August 25, 2011

Portato

1. A potato that has gone through the process of teleportation

2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.

"Dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish." "Yeah it's a portato"
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!

by MacaroniMan May 21, 2011

little red

That red ring thing around the head of a penis when it is in a erected state

I love when her lips suck around my little red

by MacaroniMan December 8, 2011

Chaptico

1. An Eastern Native American word meaning "big and deep", which they named a bay after. These partcular Native Americans were stupid, because Chaptico Bay is obviously small and shallow, as anyone would say who's seen it.

2. The name of a town in Southern Maryland that is isolated and kind of a hidden place you're unlikely to stumble across unless seeking a hunting or fishing trip. Characterized by two types of people: the emo ones that want to hide from the world and be with nature...and the rednecks who invite everyone to a party at their house, ruining the silence of life.

1. Person 1: Hey let's go back to the Chaptico Bay to jetski! I hear it's big and deep.

Person 2: FALSE they lie. You'll hit a sandbar and fly off.

2. Person 1: Wow Chaptico is so nice, and there's no traffic or teenagers on skateboards, or black people yelling, or--
Person 2: HEY EVERYONE LETS HAVE A CHAPTICO PARTY WOOOOOO!
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by MacaroniMan October 14, 2011

Dramander

1. A hybrid of the pokemon Dratini and Charmander. It usually has a body and face shaped like a Charmander, and the blue color and balls on the tail like Dratini. It's reverse form would be a Chartini.

2. A compound of the words "Drama" and "Ender"

1. Pokebreeder: Hey kid did you know if you put a Charmander and a Dratini in daycare it gives you a Dramander? ...Well too bad it doesn't really.

2. The moderator sorted out our problems right away, what a great dramander!

by MacaroniMan July 4, 2011

Instagrate

To anger or provoke people on Instagram.

Combination of the words instigate and Instagram

Girl 1: Look at mi in dis pic guyyyzzz no makup or editing!!

Girl 2: Ur ugly whore omg duckfaces r soooo gross :/

Girl 3: Girl 2, why do you always have to Instagrate?

by MacaroniMan March 3, 2013