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consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".
*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

Assassinine 

Used to describe when an assassin makes a donkey-like error
Assassinine is a combination of the words assassin and asinine
Assassinine by MacaroniMan July 8, 2011

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo 

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo
AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

ass-assassinated 

did you hear daen was ass-assassinated
ass-assassinated by ball fondler December 5, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026