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ignorant or overly stupid
resembling an ass
his suggestion to get some phat boots seemed asinine, considering she had no legs.
by thejohns January 22, 2005
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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1. Something utterly ridiculous or lacking sense.
2. Something relating to or resembling an ass.


1. The act of being an asshole.
2. The act of being a retard.
3. The act of being stupid.
4. The act of being ignoramus.


1. That's an asinine plan.
2. That piece of "art" is asinine.


That guy's asinine, in all meanings of the word.
by Jafje September 16, 2007
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Individuals who participate in crossfit
Wow, those crossfitters are asinine for lifting more than they can handle and letting weights fall on their head.
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1. It literally means "like an ass (donkey)."

2. Stupid and/or stubborn.

3. Belligerent as can be.
1. He was the most asinine person that I have ever met. He wouldn't listen to anyone, and drove drunk and got a DUI and woke up in the drunk tank.

2. I just wanted to slap the crap out of that asinine person!

3. If she was any more annoyingly asinine she would have a tail on her backside.
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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