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couch
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couch • couch potato • couching • couched • couchlock • Couchy • Couche Tard • couch fucker • coucher • Couchie
couch
Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.
Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.
You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.
I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.
I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.
I bought my dog a couch.
Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.
You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.
I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.
I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.
I bought my dog a couch.
couch by Imelda Czechs May 6, 2013
couch
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
couch by Erik da Red July 11, 2003
couch
couch by slightly disturbed February 8, 2008
couch
dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
couch by yeahdude789 July 21, 2007
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