1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.
Uh, let's go sit at that table.
by FangFortitude43 January 08, 2015
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A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!
Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"

Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
by landlove March 27, 2011
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the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
Dude that guys such a table

what the table
by adoe26 February 18, 2010
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An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.
You're such a table.
by TheSarcasticCatfish February 06, 2017
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