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The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.

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by duffolonious November 12, 2008

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Furniture

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

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by Apple liker June 18, 2012

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When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.

Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.

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by doghunter January 06, 2009

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Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.

"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."

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by Bjasondotcom May 21, 2006