Couchie

A slang term for a womens vagina.

Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!

by Todd Jarrett May 6, 2003

Couchie

Couchie (noun), someone who enjoys the fine art of relaxing on a comfortable couch.

Ernesto loves going out on the town but during the winter months, he's happy being a couchie!

by yesIsaidmeow January 12, 2012

Couchie

Another term for Blanket

I bought a couchie for my son yesterday. It was like my couchie when I was younger.

by Marinne April 9, 2019

Couchie

Someone who sleeps on their parents couch until they’re 40 years old because they’re a loser!

Bro Cameron loves to be his moms couchie boy, and she’s almost 80 years old now! What a loser

by Bb _ats April 1, 2019

Couchie

A man's ass, a dudes asshole. Often used in a sexual manner by other men.

Origin: Baltimore

"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"

"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"

"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"

by dabbboi May 29, 2022

Couchie

A word used to describe a PokéStop you can spin without leaving your home (ie your couch) in Pokémon Go.

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go a walk and spin some stops?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."

by MindfudgeZombie October 31, 2022

Couchie

The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.

"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."

by mnjohnson November 28, 2023