Couchie

A slang term for a womens vagina.

Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!

by Todd Jarrett May 06, 2003

Couchie

Couchie (noun), someone who enjoys the fine art of relaxing on a comfortable couch.

Ernesto loves going out on the town but during the winter months, he's happy being a couchie!

by yesIsaidmeow January 12, 2012

Couchie

Another term for Blanket

I bought a couchie for my son yesterday. It was like my couchie when I was younger.

by Marinne April 09, 2019

Couchie

Someone who sleeps on their parents couch until they’re 40 years old because they’re a loser!

Bro Cameron loves to be his moms couchie boy, and she’s almost 80 years old now! What a loser

by Bb _ats April 02, 2019

Couchy

To perform an act or express preference towards something consistent with the preferences of Couch.

Me: "Look he's wearing flannel"
You: "That is so Couchy!"

Cribbage
Straight-edge razors
Using military time
Thermos
Having "business to attend to "
Manual Transmission
Buggy transportation
"Oi"
"Stop the bleed"
Fake glasses
Beer connoisseur
Headbands
Vinyl
Britain
Metric System
Combos
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Single Ladies
Sobelmann's Busgirls
Tea
Lame jokes
Advising people to not suck
These are Couchy

by Not Nate and Chen…but Lily! January 12, 2009

Couchy

To stay and live on your couch instead of going out with your friends. Usually involves pot smoking.

Person 1: Did you call Angela?
Person 2: Yeah, but she didn't answer.
Person 1: Damn it, she must be at home being couchy.

by brezeeus March 03, 2011

couchies

A group of rather unhygenic and unattractive students at the Illinios Mathematics and Science Academy who spend a majority (if not all) of their free time sitting, standing, laying, or sleeping on or in the vicinity of the area near the History Office containing the "Couches". Couchies tend to be loud and annoying and very opinionated. And hairy. Especially the girls. Couchies cannot be considered people.

Today I walked past what I thought was a dumpster but it turned out to be a large group of couchies.

by Amazingmanmanman February 21, 2007