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A lying cheating sack of shit who can go fyck himself.
"Oh look, there's my ex.
by llamalover250 December 21, 2016
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May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Me: ewww my ex
Girls: he’s so cute
Me: not after he cheats
by Diego’s girl November 19, 2019
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Me: ewww my ex
Girls: he’s so cute
Me: not after he cheats
by Diego’s girl November 19, 2019
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My ex is that one guy who I dated twice. Oh I still miss him, somehow. Even though now I have a girlfriend. But whatever, he can live his life with his new girlfriend.
My ex cheated on my best friend twice. Me and him dated twice, wonder who else is next.
by yagurlvivi(bi heh) April 15, 2020
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Rapper you are no longer working with or on the same side. Hidden from the public. Someone you want the public to think is a girl but an ex partner you secretly hate, compete with, and you are subliminally dissing. Rap media knows but are contractually obligated to lie to you.
Drake: I might charge my ex for a feature; while earlier saying no one appreciates Weezy more than me.
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