Dubiks's definitions

disown

What extremely religious families do to children who don’t believe in the same religion as their parents

Carl believed in Buddhism and his Christian families disowned him

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

faith in humanity

What is lost whenever you watch one of jake paul’s videos

Me before watching jake paul: I love life
Me after watching jake paul: I lost my faith in humanity. Fuck everything

by Dubiks January 14, 2019

birthday month

The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.

It's my birthday month again, time to put on my birthday suit.

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

extraterrestrial breeding

The act of having sex with an alien species.

I just did an act in extraterrestrial breeding and now I have space aids

by Dubiks January 18, 2019

Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

cocaine

The ultimate cure for in class erections

Paul: Dude I'm tired of getting erections in the middle of class.
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

homosexual

A person who prefers to fuck someone who is the same gender as them.

(homosexual gets lap dance from hot girl)
homosexual: "I feel nothing."

by Dubiks November 22, 2018