Dubiks's definitions

cocaine

The ultimate cure for in class erections

Paul: Dude I'm tired of getting erections in the middle of class.
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

homosexual

A person who prefers to fuck someone who is the same gender as them.

(homosexual gets lap dance from hot girl)
homosexual: "I feel nothing."

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

birthday month

The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.

It's my birthday month again, time to put on my birthday suit.

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

extraterrestrial breeding

The act of having sex with an alien species.

I just did an act in extraterrestrial breeding and now I have space aids

by Dubiks January 18, 2019

🔞

1. Means no one under the age of 18 is allowed
2. Something that can easily be bypassed by lying or a fake ID
3. What this site would be if it was visual
4. Something that applies to nearly every drinking law in the world except in the US
5. A rule that pedophiles don’t follow when finding a mate
6. A rule that treats a 17 year old and 364 day old person the same way as it treats a newborn baby

Person 1: dude you can’t go on that site it’s 🔞
Person 2: it’s chill I can just lie about my age

by Dubiks May 19, 2019

immigrant

What all of our ancestors were at some point in history. Unless if you're native American

Why do people treat immigrants like shit if their ancestors were once immigrants themselves?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

faith in humanity

What is lost whenever you watch one of jake paul’s videos

Me before watching jake paul: I love life
Me after watching jake paul: I lost my faith in humanity. Fuck everything

by Dubiks January 14, 2019