Dubiks's definitions

Seattle

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.

That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.

by Dubiks December 13, 2018

motivation

word porn

motivation is porn for the heart

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

pissed

The state that makes you want to burn the world to the ground

Oh shit he's pissed off, he might set the world on fire

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

cock

A fucking rooster.

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

sacrificial e-mail account

An email account, other than a person’s primary e-mail, that a person creates for posting controversial information so then employers, or anyone else, don’t find out about the stuff they post online

Person 1: dude why tf would you post that? You do know that employers trace that shit
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god

by Dubiks May 31, 2019

Rosa Parks

The reason why African Americans are now able to sit at the front of the bus

(African American sits at front of the bus)
bus driver: sir can u move to the back of the bus
African American: It’s not the 50s anymore dumbass, were now able to sit at the front of the bus ever since Rosa Parks stood up against that bus driver in Montgomery
bus driver: oh right, damnit

by Dubiks January 21, 2019

nibba tongue

When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word

White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba

by Dubiks May 5, 2019