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Fuck in Russian
(Around children)
Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain
by Dubiks May 07, 2019

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The biggest fucking disgrace America has ever had to deal with
Life would be better if Donald Trump wasn't president
by Dubiks January 30, 2019

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A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does
*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"
by Dubiks October 17, 2018

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An orange headed cunt who is poisoning the minds of young Americans into believing that Mexicans are the source of most of our problems when in reality they're doing much less harm than we are to each other.
Donald Trump decided to spend billions of dollars building a wall, instead of using that money on improving the education system and homeless situation. What a fucking idiot
via giphy
by Dubiks January 30, 2019

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A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.
*scenario of a man with a chode*
Female: "What the hell is that?"
Man: "It's my penis, you like it?"
Female: "I thought you said your dick was 10 inches."
Man: "Yeah, 10 inches wide."
by Dubiks October 13, 2018

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The same type of people who brought the world computers, yet still get treated like absolute shit.
idiot: "Haha you have autism, you're such a retard."
autistic person: "That's funny, I should tell you that an autistic person invented the same fucking screen you look at 24/7."
by Dubiks August 23, 2018

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One word. Fortnite
2018 will be remembered as the year when nobody would shut the fuck up about Fortnite.
by Dubiks August 23, 2018

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