Dubiks's definitions

extraterrestrial breeding

The act of having sex with an alien species.

I just did an act in extraterrestrial breeding and now I have space aids

by Dubiks January 18, 2019

birthday month

The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.

It's my birthday month again, time to put on my birthday suit.

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

homeless

The most discriminated type of people in the United States.

homeless man: Can I have two dollars to buy some food for the day?"
man: "Sorry I don't have any cash"
(5 minutes later)
teen: "Hey man, can I borrow 5 bucks to pay for the parking meter?"
man: "Sure, here you go."

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

American Dream

A dream that, unfortunately, many people have not yet woken up from.

person: Yo, what the hell happened?
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk

by Dubiks April 4, 2019

Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

by Dubiks February 24, 2019

Bellevue College

A great community college located in the city of Bellevue, Washington. This college has a very diverse group of people in which the school portrays a strong sense of acceptance and diversity among its students. So if you're the type of person that stereotypes a lot, this school isn't for you (seriously you need to stop that shit if you are). The school doesn't have too many academic opportunities compared to other universities, but it's a great incubator for people hoping to transfer to a four year university. It also has a great running start program.

Person: So, you go to Bellevue College?
Me: Yeah, it's been a great school for me. I highly recommend going there if you're interested in doing running start or just want to save money on college funds.
Person: Maybe I will!

by Dubiks April 3, 2019