Dubiks's definitions

R

The movie rating in which edgy 12-year-olds make a desperate attempt to get into or watch, even though they don't get half of the jokes in the movie.

brother: "You know, mom and dad said you aren't suppose to be watching rated R movies."
12-year-old: "Fuck mom and dad, I can watch whatever I want."

by Dubiks November 13, 2018

crap

A word that nobody thinks is a bad word.

friend: "Crap!!!"
Me: "Dude you're not allowed to swear here."
friend: "Crap isn't a bad word."
Me: "Uh, Technically it is."

by Dubiks November 16, 2018

Drug War

Bullshit propaganda which advertises to get rid of drugs in the US when in reality it destroys black communities, segregates different races, and decreases our understanding of addiction.

The Drug War is a fucking scam that's meant to cram in as many prisoners as possible so then private prison companies can get rich.

by Dubiks November 17, 2018

cocaine

Celebrities secret to losing weight.

friend: "How did Demi Lovato lose all of that weight?"
Me: "cocaine."
friend: "Oh, makes sense."

by Dubiks November 17, 2018

wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

by Dubiks November 17, 2018

Snapcunt

A person who posts a snapchat video of you without your permission.

friend: (posts video of me without my permission)
Me: "God damnit dude, stop being such a snapcunt!"

by Dubiks November 18, 2018

Thanksgiving

A holiday in which Americans are suppose to be thankful for what they have, even though it originated from them greedily taking everything the Native Americans and claiming it for themselves.

Apparently Americans call killing and stealing from other races an act of thankfulness according to the holiday of Thanksgiving.

by Dubiks November 21, 2018