Dubiks's definitions

wilderness

A place where people go to beat internet addiction

I'm going into the wilderness to stop my uncontrollable internet addiction

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

Saint Patrick’s day

A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green

People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

household protest

A form of protest where a bunch of siblings protest against a rule their parents enforced onto them in their household

Charlie and six of his other siblings formed a household protest against having a swear jar in the house

by Dubiks March 1, 2019

⚗️

Emoji bong

Me: Dude pass the bong my nibba
Nibba: (passes ⚗️)
Me: 🔥⚗️ (cough cough cough)

by Dubiks May 21, 2019

New Word

When you make up a new word that means something completely original

Zimborf: The act of performing fellatio with an alien
That's an example of a new word

by Dubiks January 18, 2019

Bully

A pussy behind a mask.

Student#1: "Did you see Mike kicking Jimmy's ass for bullying him"
Student#2: "Yeah, that guy is such a fucking pussy"

by Dubiks August 12, 2018

MMS

Supposed to stand for “Miracle Mineral Solution” in which the founder, Jim Humble, claims to cure Cancer, Aids, and, I kid you not, autism. He has successfully gotten many parents to force their children to take this “miracle supplement” in hopes of making their child immune to every disease in the world. However, what most of these brainwashed parents don’t know is that MMS is actually BLEACH. That’s right, what they claim is actually sodium chlorite, which, if consumed enough, CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU INSTEAD! In fact, there has been far more evidence of MMS actually causing deaths than curing Cancer, Aids, and autism like it was claimed to do. And also autism cannot be cured, it is a developmental difference in the brain, and the fact that people force autistic children to take MMS in order to be “cured” shows that many people are too ignorant and bigoted to just accept their child for who they are and actually love them as human beings instead of forcing them to drink bleach.

Recently, there have been many advocates who reached out to YouTube to delete videos supporting MMS in which they ended up deleting most of these videos and banning the people who posted them. Remember, MMS is dangerous and not everything you read or watch on the internet is true. Just because some persuasive man claims something with emotion and confidence doesn’t mean it’s true.

by Dubiks May 23, 2019