Dubiks's definitions

joder

The original word for fuck in spanish. There are also other uses of fuck in spanish including chingar, follar, coger, and carajo.

"How the joder am I suppose to use this in a sentence?"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

mierda

Shit in spanish.

¡AYYYYYY MIERDA!

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

Shrek

An internet god

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

R

The movie rating in which edgy 12-year-olds make a desperate attempt to get into or watch, even though they don't get half of the jokes in the movie.

brother: "You know, mom and dad said you aren't suppose to be watching rated R movies."
12-year-old: "Fuck mom and dad, I can watch whatever I want."

by Dubiks November 13, 2018

crap

A word that nobody thinks is a bad word.

friend: "Crap!!!"
Me: "Dude you're not allowed to swear here."
friend: "Crap isn't a bad word."
Me: "Uh, Technically it is."

by Dubiks November 16, 2018

Drug War

Bullshit propaganda which advertises to get rid of drugs in the US when in reality it destroys black communities, segregates different races, and decreases our understanding of addiction.

The Drug War is a fucking scam that's meant to cram in as many prisoners as possible so then private prison companies can get rich.

by Dubiks November 17, 2018

cocaine

Celebrities secret to losing weight.

friend: "How did Demi Lovato lose all of that weight?"
Me: "cocaine."
friend: "Oh, makes sense."

by Dubiks November 17, 2018