Dubiks's definitions

jingle

What my balls do when they're slapping against Ms. Clause's ass

My balls are going to fuckin jingle tonite

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Christianity

The most persuasive organization ever created

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts

shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

cocaine statue

A statue made of hardened cocaine, often used by drug smugglers as a way to smuggle drugs to a different country.

A group of Mexicans used a cocaine statue of Jesus as a way to smuggle cocaine into the US.

by Dubiks December 21, 2018

immigrant

What all of our ancestors were at some point in history. Unless if you're native American

Why do people treat immigrants like shit if their ancestors were once immigrants themselves?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

team kill

When you and 2 or more team mates gang up on a single enemy player and kill his ass

WOOOOO we just team killed dat bitch!

by Dubiks April 30, 2019