wackcident 

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

wackcident by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

wankcident 

An accident, big or small, that occurs while masturbating, the term originated from the tragic death of actor David Carradine.

OMG, did you hear about the wankcident that the Kill Bill actor had, he strangled himself while wanking!

wankcident by pehko June 17, 2009

Jackcident 

A Jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally cums at the moment that the camera is looking at the male porn actors face or there is no one but the male porn actors in shot.

1. Jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place

2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!

Jackcident by Smeep June 24, 2008

waccident 

A waccident is a wack accident, i.e. an unfortunate random happening or hookup.

Man, I was so blacked out last night, I had a threesome with Christina and Darren. It was a waccident of epic proportions.

waccident by Fioskeeto February 9, 2009

wackidextrous 

wack·i·dex·trous
–adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand

I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!

wackidextrous by Bejabbers June 17, 2007

whackcident 

When you are playing with your cock and it accidentally goes off.

I wasn't whacking off, I was just playing with it, I had a thought come to my mind... it was a whackcident I swear!

whackcident by RoffleZilla July 17, 2007

Rackcident 

(n.) An accident that occurs because you're distracted by a girl's rack.

The unreal rackage is L.A. is often the cause of rackcidents on local roads.

Rackcident by Slugboy1122 December 19, 2008