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Wakcident

A road traffic accident, prodomently occuring in the UK, involving Women Pakis (Wakis) who are uninsured and covered by a blanket Community Licence. They generally can't see over the steering wheel of their vehicle and almost always are wearing Burkahs at the time of the Wakcident. After the Wakcident there is very little exchange of English. The Waki is always at fault.
D: Man wtf was that?

E: You're fucked, a Carina E has just ploughed into the side of you, it doesn't look like anyone is driving.

D: Fuck, i know what this is, it's a Wakcident.
by E. Powell October 2, 2007
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wankcident

An accident, big or small, that occurs while masturbating, the term originated from the tragic death of actor David Carradine.
OMG, did you hear about the wankcident that the Kill Bill actor had, he strangled himself while wanking!
by pehko June 17, 2009
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waccident

A waccident is a wack accident, i.e. an unfortunate random happening or hookup.
Man, I was so blacked out last night, I had a threesome with Christina and Darren. It was a waccident of epic proportions.
by Fioskeeto February 9, 2009
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wackidextrous

wack·i·dex·trous
adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand
I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!
by Bejabbers June 17, 2007
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waxident

What happens when you leave your surfboard in the car on a sunny day making all of the wax drip to one side into a big glob, thus ruining the perfect bumps your took months to establish and making your board stick to the inside of the boardbag.
Scrape that schmeg job off your board, you've had some kind of waxident!
by Colman February 29, 2008
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wackcident

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.
"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."
by bigandsexy March 15, 2010
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whackcident

When you are playing with your cock and it accidentally goes off.
I wasn't whacking off, I was just playing with it, I had a thought come to my mind... it was a whackcident I swear!
by RoffleZilla July 17, 2007
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