twackcident

When a person under the influence of methamphetamine does something wrong unintentionally. (Being so twacked sane accidentally do something wrong)

Krystal explained to jose that the misplacement of the bag was a twackcident.

by Smokeypuddles March 19, 2017

Twatcident

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.

I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.

by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020

traccident

A motor accident involving a tractor.

Farmer John: Hello, operator. I've just run over my dog with my tractor.
Operator: Oh dear. You've had a traccident.

by billybean August 5, 2007

Twaccident

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"

by dogegg March 5, 2009

wackcident

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

trackcident

When someone buys a song on iTunes or any other music service too quickly to realize that they bought the wrong song (i.e. a cover band, the song was played in a band entirely made of instruments, or the song has the same name)

Guy1: Oh crap! I tried to download "In the End" by Linkin Park, but instead I got the song by the Foo Fighters

Guy2: That's a really bad trackcident man.

by l10nh34r7 July 5, 2008