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twackcident 

When a person under the influence of methamphetamine does something wrong unintentionally. (Being so twacked sane accidentally do something wrong)
Krystal explained to jose that the misplacement of the bag was a twackcident.
twackcident by Smokeypuddles March 19, 2017
Words you can keep

Twatcident 

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.
I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.
Twatcident by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020

traccident 

A motor accident involving a tractor.
Farmer John: Hello, operator. I've just run over my dog with my tractor.
Operator: Oh dear. You've had a traccident.
traccident by billybean August 5, 2007

Twaccident 

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"
Twaccident by dogegg March 5, 2009

wackcident 

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.
"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."
wackcident by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

trackcident 

When someone buys a song on iTunes or any other music service too quickly to realize that they bought the wrong song (i.e. a cover band, the song was played in a band entirely made of instruments, or the song has the same name)
Guy1: Oh crap! I tried to download "In the End" by Linkin Park, but instead I got the song by the Foo Fighters

Guy2: That's a really bad trackcident man.
trackcident by l10nh34r7 July 5, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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