whackcident 

When you are playing with your cock and it accidentally goes off.

I wasn't whacking off, I was just playing with it, I had a thought come to my mind... it was a whackcident I swear!

whackcident by RoffleZilla July 17, 2007

whackidextreous 

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.

kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.

whackidextreous by matty January 26, 2005

wankcident 

An accident, big or small, that occurs while masturbating, the term originated from the tragic death of actor David Carradine.

OMG, did you hear about the wankcident that the Kill Bill actor had, he strangled himself while wanking!

wankcident by pehko June 17, 2009

waccident 

A waccident is a wack accident, i.e. an unfortunate random happening or hookup.

Man, I was so blacked out last night, I had a threesome with Christina and Darren. It was a waccident of epic proportions.

waccident by Fioskeeto February 9, 2009

wackcident 

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

wackcident by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

Wakcident 

A road traffic accident, prodomently occuring in the UK, involving Women Pakis (Wakis) who are uninsured and covered by a blanket Community Licence. They generally can't see over the steering wheel of their vehicle and almost always are wearing Burkahs at the time of the Wakcident. After the Wakcident there is very little exchange of English. The Waki is always at fault.

D: Man wtf was that?

E: You're fucked, a Carina E has just ploughed into the side of you, it doesn't look like anyone is driving.

D: Fuck, i know what this is, it's a Wakcident.

Wakcident by E. Powell October 2, 2007

hackcident 

when you and another person are hacky sacking and both people try to hack it and continue the hack circle

oh shit! we just had a hackcident and we are getting laid tonight

hackcident by bonghitsallnight420 June 14, 2010