1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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by me March 12, 2003
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*Tell a friend to do this*
Follow Directions:
1) close your eyes
2) bite your lips
3) now pretend your rolling dice
Follow Directions:
1) close your eyes
2) bite your lips
3) now pretend your rolling dice
by J 0 K A January 25, 2005
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n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
by Reign November 03, 2004
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V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
by Marty October 19, 2003
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Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.
by YourWorstEnemy January 19, 2005
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