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Something we don't need where we're going.
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
Roads by nickreaper September 3, 2012
the drunk version of sober while using T9 for texting
ay yo, wen we gonna chill....probably wen i'm roads enough
Roads by k.breezy January 24, 2009

roads of creation 

Nobody really knows the true meaning of the word and never will people believe it means the right path to be successful the word was made by bob marley
So you wanna walk through the roads of creation

Country Roads 

A type of civil engineering used to take one home to the state of West Virginia. The radio stations that play in said area make many listeners recall there homes that are usually far away. When people drive down them they feel as though they should have been quicker, therefore being there yesterday.
Take me home, Country Roads
Country Roads by YungTurkey December 17, 2018

Country Roads 

The song that is said to be heard at the end of the world, as meteors fall and a poop-filled volcano erupts near you.
Country roads plays in background
"The pipes... the pipes!

...Wait! It's erupted! It's erupted!"
-RTGame, 2018

Muh Roads 

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.
Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)
Muh Roads by Muh Roads January 17, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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