accident

An unintended mistake of some kind.

(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.

At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.

by tbonaz March 11, 2008

accident

Fiction. A word mis-used to describe negligence, usually by the person at fault.

I didn't mean to blow up the world. It was an accident. What does that other button do?

by Bob Quigney October 19, 2007

accident

-an unwanted pregnancy.

-an illegitimate child.

I hate my son, he was an accident. I shouldve had an abortion. FML.

by notajerrymcguire March 26, 2010

Accident

Me and you probably

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"

by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 28, 2019

the accident

we don't speak of the accident

Everything changed after the accident

by Flanos, Destroyer of Worlds October 19, 2020

accidently

1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.
2. A common spelling error of accidentally

I think I spelled accidentally spelled accidentally as accidently

by Billiam Beaver March 14, 2017

on accident

The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.

Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."

by Riley Krushane February 16, 2006