Rackcident 

(n.) An accident that occurs because you're distracted by a girl's rack.

The unreal rackage is L.A. is often the cause of rackcidents on local roads.

Rackcident by Slugboy1122 December 19, 2008

Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

Rapecident 

When a person or persons is accidentally raped by another .

John walked down the nude beach and tripped onto Joanna, the force of the fall caused penetrarion causing a rapecident.

Rapecident by Cabeb Levera April 20, 2010

rapcident 

An accidental rhyme said in casual conversation

Ric: "It took me about an hour to clean that shower!"
James: "Yo, did you just have a rapcident???"

rapcident by ric.james January 31, 2010

Jackcident 

A Jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally cums at the moment that the camera is looking at the male porn actors face or there is no one but the male porn actors in shot.

1. Jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place

2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!

Jackcident by Smeep June 24, 2008

crackcident 

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

rackcent 

A condition that afflicts well-endowed female speakers. It prevents male (and sometimes female) listeners from comprehending what is said due to their complete fixation on the speaker's breasts, or rack.

Busty woman: "Excuse me, but could you direct me to Main Street?"
Enthralled man: "I'm sorry, could you repeat that, please? I'm having trouble with your rackcent."

rackcent by Mask of Mirth June 2, 2009