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Jackcident 

A Jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally cums at the moment that the camera is looking at the male porn actors face or there is no one but the male porn actors in shot.
1. Jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place

2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!
Jackcident by Smeep June 24, 2008
A unplanned for situation/accident that is pleasant or happy;

An accidental event that brings joy instead of grief.
The breaking of the ugly vase was such a hapcident !

They met due to a fender bender, it was a hapcident.
Hapcident by WordGirlQueen December 27, 2011

whackcident 

When you are playing with your cock and it accidentally goes off.
I wasn't whacking off, I was just playing with it, I had a thought come to my mind... it was a whackcident I swear!
whackcident by RoffleZilla July 17, 2007

wackcident 

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.
"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."
wackcident by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

Rackcident 

(n.) An accident that occurs because you're distracted by a girl's rack.
The unreal rackage is L.A. is often the cause of rackcidents on local roads.
Rackcident by Slugboy1122 December 19, 2008

haccident 

A happy accident! An accidental action, event, incident, or occurence that has a positive outcome.
It was a haccident when I took the wrong street and I ended up getting there faster.
haccident by DarinB September 7, 2020