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Jackcident 

A Jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally cums at the moment that the camera is looking at the male porn actors face or there is no one but the male porn actors in shot.
1. Jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place

2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!
Jackcident by Smeep June 24, 2008
A unplanned for situation/accident that is pleasant or happy;

An accidental event that brings joy instead of grief.
The breaking of the ugly vase was such a hapcident !

They met due to a fender bender, it was a hapcident.
Hapcident by WordGirlQueen December 27, 2011

whackcident 

When you are playing with your cock and it accidentally goes off.
I wasn't whacking off, I was just playing with it, I had a thought come to my mind... it was a whackcident I swear!
whackcident by RoffleZilla July 17, 2007

wackcident 

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.
"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."
wackcident by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

Rackcident 

(n.) An accident that occurs because you're distracted by a girl's rack.
The unreal rackage is L.A. is often the cause of rackcidents on local roads.
Rackcident by Slugboy1122 December 19, 2008

haccident 

A happy accident! An accidental action, event, incident, or occurence that has a positive outcome.
It was a haccident when I took the wrong street and I ended up getting there faster.
haccident by DarinB September 7, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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