wankcident

An accident, big or small, that occurs while masturbating, the term originated from the tragic death of actor David Carradine.

OMG, did you hear about the wankcident that the Kill Bill actor had, he strangled himself while wanking!

by pehko June 17, 2009

wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed

rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !

by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

waccident

A waccident is a wack accident, i.e. an unfortunate random happening or hookup.

Man, I was so blacked out last night, I had a threesome with Christina and Darren. It was a waccident of epic proportions.

by Fioskeeto February 9, 2009

wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

by assclown January 26, 2005

wackcident

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

whackcident

When you are playing with your cock and it accidentally goes off.

I wasn't whacking off, I was just playing with it, I had a thought come to my mind... it was a whackcident I swear!

by RoffleZilla July 17, 2007

wankidexterous

To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.

I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.

by tickles425 February 24, 2009