twittless

When someone posts an idionic Tweet on Twitter

"'I just bought a Hummer! I've always wanted one! Remember! Go green!'"

"Twittless..."

by Jennnn25 July 26, 2009

twitterstroking

Slang and disparaging term for compulsive tweeting.

His habitual twitterstroking has essentially put him on the map as an A1 lunatic.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2020

trittles

Ciricidin Cough & Cold Tablets, These are a highly potent dissociative legal drug that come in the form of small red tablets that resemble skittles. The term trittles comes from a person inebriated by this mind expanding agent, who slurred "I'm skipping on trittles."

I can't believe Uuuurrrkk always gets away with stealing trittles from walgreens

by Wild Drunken Bill May 5, 2007

twitless

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.

That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.

by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

Twittle My twat

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.

Phil will you Twittle my Twat?

by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009

twigless twig

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.

Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.

by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018

twitterstalk

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).

Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.

by slonkak2 January 28, 2009