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twitterstroking
twitterstroking by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2020
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twittless • twitless • twittness • pink little twittles • titless • twitness • twittershit • twitlets • twittassness • twittersexual
trittles
Ciricidin Cough & Cold Tablets, These are a highly potent dissociative legal drug that come in the form of small red tablets that resemble skittles. The term trittles comes from a person inebriated by this mind expanding agent, who slurred "I'm skipping on trittles."
trittles by Wild Drunken Bill May 5, 2007
twitless
adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.
Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010
Twittle My twat
Twittle My twat by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009
twigless twig
A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.
Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.
That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.
A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.
Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.
That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.
A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.
Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018
twitterstalk
To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).
twitterstalk by slonkak2 January 28, 2009
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