tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

by reibmag October 22, 2019

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

tweeting

In an automobile, turnig the audio bass completely down, the treble and volume all the way up, riding around playing your favorite song.

Jake: Dude, I feel like tweeting

Matt: Hell yeah!

by EhsJake November 17, 2007

tweet tweet

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

by SmartrGirl411 December 29, 2015

Tweet!

Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.

Marty: I just got twibed!
Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?

by ocius1 April 22, 2009

Tweet

1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock

1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."

by assmasturrrrrrr January 3, 2010

tweeted

verb- past tense-
to update your twitter account.

Claudia tweeted from her iphone.

by Myspacestalker July 23, 2009