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Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"
by Da Ass Master December 07, 2009
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Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."
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The act of sending and recieving messages via Twitter.com.
" I was tweeting to my girlfriend last night. "

" Did you see the message i tweeted to Travis ? "
by Plumberboy May 11, 2009
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The act of putting a hole into a buttplug then forcing it into your rectum to hear a loud whistling sound like a bird.
The only thing you could hear from the shack was the sound of <insert name> tweeting forcefully.
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Dressing up like a bird and then urinating on someone in an erotic fashion
John: "Hey Rob what are you doing?"

Rob: "I'm tweeting with my girlfriend"

John: "Wow, I didn't know you guys where into hardcore action"
by BigDA April 27, 2009
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Tweeting (Verb) 1) The act of repeating things and being stupid 2) The act of repeating things and being stupid 3) The act of repeating things and being stupid 4) The act of being so stupid you don't realize you're repeating things
LOLfreak: LOL

WTFman: WTF

LOLfreak: LOL

Prandom: Idiotic Tweeting people...
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