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Twittassness 

When someone on twitter hates on another person for having to many followers and then their mad they don't have any followers, so they un-follow you.
Bobby - Damn @diddy has so many followers, im unfollowing that dude.

Diddy - stop all the twittassness
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twitassness 

The name for tweet hatin, relative to bitchassness

described by peaceandcheese as: 1. caused by consumption of mass quantities of #haterade which gives the infected person a false sense of courage and/or importance to send hateful messages via twitter
im tired of this mans twitassness, always talkin shit on my page
twitassness by frufrufrufru June 1, 2009

tweetassness

Being a bitchass on twitter.
Person # 1: This guy is doesn't know how to post shit bro.

Person # 2: Psh, this nigga and his tweetassness.
tweetassness by El Muffino July 15, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026