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twittersexual 

A person who's so much of a social outcast they're somehow sexually attracted to a fucking app.
"Bro have you heard?"

"About what?

"Someone on twitter decided to make a twittersexual flag."
"...Are you fucking serious?"
twittersexual by jtdubs June 17, 2022
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Twittersexual 

when a person pretends to find a conventionally unattractive or downright ugly person or character hot and finds objectively attractive ones ugly or boring to seem more different, gain social brownie points, or purely for attention.

They may also more often than not neg others for not finding an ugly person or character attractive for better results.
Some Guy: wow, Seiko from Dandadan is pretty cute

Twittersexual: erm, where's the wrinkles, flabby skin and 300lb of fat with strech marks and body hair all over????

Some Guy: idk thats not my thing dude

Twittersexual: All you guys ever like is boring ass pretty petite anime characters that look nice and generic, unlike me! i like fat hairy musty geriatric hoes!!!
Twittersexual by wowytt July 5, 2025
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twitterosexual 

I am twitterosexual
twitterosexual by Vineeth_pulari September 11, 2010
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