absurd

crazy, unreasonable, untimely

"That guys Escalade on 24s was absurd"

by willR April 29, 2005

absurd

a word meaning ridiculous, commonly used by the character snape.

could someone be a portkey? no, thats absurd

by pigfarts headmaster August 24, 2010

absurd

ridiculous, something unbelievable, amazing

That play in the game last night was absolutely absurd.

by johnnybnotcool January 29, 2009

absurd

adj. ridiculous, dumb, crazy.

But that is the most absurd thing that I've ever heard!

by th100 May 27, 2010

absurdism

Life is meaningless. Have a cup of coffee.

Albert Camus, one of the pioneers of absurdism, once said, "Should I kill myself or, have a cup of coffee?"

by darthvishous November 13, 2017

The Absurd

The philosophical conflict between a man’s tendency to seek hot bitches in life and the inability to find any. This term was first coined by Albert Camus through his works regarding Absurdism, a philosophy he popularized largely throughout the 1940’s.

Man 1: “Hey man, where did all the hot bitches go?”

Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”

Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”

Man 2: “Oof.”

by Hot Bitch On Mars July 03, 2018

absurding

unreasonable, illogical, silly, joking(absurd combined with kidding)

Person1: Youre going to summer school
Person2: Are you absurding me, no way!

by LeCapitainSmith November 06, 2011