permajinxd

The state of a human being's existence whereby he has absolutely no luck with the opposite sex.

Joe had perfect chemistry with a woman until the second date when she told him she was seeing someone else. Joe should have known this would happen, he is permajinxd after all.

by slonkak2 October 09, 2008

twitterstalk

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).

Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.

by slonkak2 January 28, 2009