Accidental twittness Sohaib Athar, an IT consultant in Abbottabad, broadcast details of the events from the neighborhood near the attack on Osama bin Laden's compound, without being aware of their significance: "Uh oh, now I'm the guy who liveblogged the Osama raid without knowing it."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak