twittness

Unknowingly tweeting an eyewitness account that turns out to be historic, important, or newsworthy.

Inadvertantly live blogging an important event.

Accidental twittness Sohaib Athar, an IT consultant in Abbottabad, broadcast details of the events from the neighborhood near the attack on Osama bin Laden's compound, without being aware of their significance: "Uh oh, now I'm the guy who liveblogged the Osama raid without knowing it."

by monk e. May 25, 2011

twitterstroking

Slang and disparaging term for compulsive tweeting.

His habitual twitterstroking has essentially put him on the map as an A1 lunatic.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2020

twitless

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.

That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.

by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

twitterstalk

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).

Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.

by slonkak2 January 28, 2009

twitness

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

by poolboiz August 6, 2009

Twitterstruck

Noun: A feeling of joy, excitement, and/or anxiety when a celebrity deigns to personally reply to your comment on the celebrity's Twitter.

My girlfriend got a reply from Suze Orman and she was so excited she almost pissed herself. She's so Twitterstruck.

by Gebus1 May 25, 2009

twittersation

A conversation consisting entirely of 140 character-or-less "tweets", or Twitter updates, on the micro-blogging website, twitter.com. Twittersations rarely contain legitimate Twitter updates and are instead more of a slower form of instant messaging.

Jack: @Jill How was your Holiday?
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.

by Tim Tweet November 27, 2009