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A female with no rack.
Wow Dylan, Anna is so titless
Titless by Male Parts September 5, 2016
An undesirable ugly old woman with no tits. Also has a loose clown's pocket pussy who gave her husband a heart attack with from lack of pleasure.
Mary Kishbaugh is titless.
titless by boboe3 October 30, 2008

titless wave 

A yeoman in the US Navy, that is a male enlisted sailor, who does clerical work and other office chores usually associated with female tasks.
Go see Ralph the titless wave and he’ll type the papers for you.
titless wave by Tony Duhamel January 5, 2006

titless teller 

A cash despensing machine located at a gas station, bank, or grocery store.
Hey dude, meet me at the scumbys store. I'll get ya' the forty bucks I owe ya' from the titless teller.

That bank has a bunch of earth pigs working there so I just go to the titless teller to get my cabbage.

twitless 

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.
twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

titleist 

One of the best name's in golf. They make clubs,balls,bags,hats,etc.
guy1: What clubs you got?
guy2 Titleist
guy1: O i got Dynacrafts...any good?
guy2: If you want to hit it like mark over there
mark: Me?
titleist by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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