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twittershit

I can't believe you just did that, you twittershit!
by RotNWang December 3, 2003
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twittermittently

not online everyday.

Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.
Person: How did you not know that my grandmother is in the hospital? I posted all over facebook & Instagram.

Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?
by PajamaSutra May 10, 2018
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twitterphile

N

A person who updates twitter at least 5 times an hour, every day. Often this person links their twitter account to their facebook account, causing the News Feed to be filled with only updates from them.
Derrick Wright is the biggest twitterphile I know.
by Lord Guthrie April 22, 2009
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twittersation

A conversation consisting entirely of 140 character-or-less "tweets", or Twitter updates, on the micro-blogging website, twitter.com. Twittersations rarely contain legitimate Twitter updates and are instead more of a slower form of instant messaging.
Jack: @Jill How was your Holiday?
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.
by Tim Tweet November 27, 2009
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twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009
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twitterite

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.
My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.
by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009
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Twittertition

I just won a free pizza through a twittertition!
by mattywillie October 25, 2010
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