Phil

A dodgy cretin that hangs around children

Oi you see that guy over there bet his names Phil

by Big Joe Alcock October 28, 2020

Phil

Pullin a Phil is when you're too ugly to get a woman so you settle for a crossdresser when you're drunk

Mike: im not gay plus i was drunk, plus they're non gender conformed so technically its not a man or a woman nanana
Jason: Sounds like you're pullin a phil

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 21, 2022

Phil

A big big loser who has fetishes for his dad wearing pink/leapord skin speedos.

Phil

by Jessi Lou Poo October 16, 2008

Phil

Very popular in high school, gets all the ladies but tends to have sex with all the older girls.

Always on some type of drug, usually a phil might be shy but he carries a big package below.

Warning - Phil's have a very high sex drive and will fuck anything, so be prepared.

John "Yo that kids got a big dick"

Matt: "Yeah he must have some Phil in him"

by Marissa Mc. December 17, 2009

Phil

A God among men. Phil is all-knowing. Don't question his powers. He is often seen sporting a large brass instrument and wearing a purple tanktop.

I just won the lottery, Im such a Phil.

by PFerguson July 25, 2010

Phil

Ray of sunshine. Too pure for this world. Somehow adorable and sexy at the same time.

Dan: See that guy over there?
Emilia: Yea?
Dan: You could literally photosynthesize off of him.
Emilia: Whats his name?
Dan: Phil.

by dbdhdbdjdn January 03, 2016

Phil

tall, blonde, cute, shy. doesnt really know how to flirt, but indirectly lets a girl know he likes her. likes blondes. has a good sense of humor. likes to buy a lot of sunglasses. wont hug the girl he likes cuz he thinks it might be awkward. indirectly adorable. likes girls with a name beginning with A.

and trust me. i am a psychologist, and 78% of men named phil fit this category. ladies, do not give up on a guy named phil. give him time. he will come to you eventually :)

Phil likes her!
How can you tell?
He always smiles around her!

by chocoholicpsychologist<3 July 06, 2010