Dude: Hey man, you votin' for Trump for prez?
Me: Hell Yeah dude! I'm jumpin' on that Trumpaline after I heard Sarah's mindbogglingly incoherent endorsement speech!
Me: Hell Yeah dude! I'm jumpin' on that Trumpaline after I heard Sarah's mindbogglingly incoherent endorsement speech!
by Chewie Hans Olo May 3, 2016
Get the trumpaline mug.an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.
1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.
2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!
3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!
3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
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noun
1. The alternative facts reality Donald Trump and his colleagues live in and are working to sell the rest of us.
2. the world or the state of things according to Trump, as opposed to reality
1. The alternative facts reality Donald Trump and his colleagues live in and are working to sell the rest of us.
2. the world or the state of things according to Trump, as opposed to reality
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Get the trampoline tonsils mug.Donald trumps mindless followers. They will usually agree with everything he has to say, despite not knowing what it actually means.
by namerForRightness August 21, 2016
Get the trumplings mug.When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
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Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018
Get the Peter's Road Trampoline mug.The trait of not having a jawline. Your fat face droops down and makes it look like you're just a large blob of spray tan and toupes.
by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016
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