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a singer/guitarist who was in a band in the late 50s that had a hit with "Journey to the Center of the Mind". He went solo in the mid 70s. He gained a reputation for his wild stage antics and meandering crazy gonzo onstage rants. He has released many albums but the only good solo songs he has made are "Little Miss Dangerous" (used in an episode of Miami Vice) and the radio hit "Cat Scratch Fever". Such a small number of good songs from a 30-year+ career is a mighty sad ratio. In the 90s he was a member of the derivative band Damn Yankees. A gun enthusiast and hunting fan, he's caused controversy by his support of canned hunting and killing animals for no damn good reason. He says that all environmentalists and animal advocates can "kiss his ass". He did his damndest to get out of the draft during the Vietnam War era (1958 - 1975) but now is a cheerleader and armchair warrior, claiming to "support the troops". A complete dumbass hypocrite. He visited one of Saddam Hussein's palaces like a spectator after the Iraqi dictator was deposed. Terrible Ted said he really got a thrill out of that. It's OK to take a look around after the violence has gone someplace else and you're out of danger, isn't it? Ted said that Baghdad should've been "Nagasaki"ed. Sheer ignorance. Since he supports the Iraq War so much, why don't he ship his cowardly ass over to Iraq and fight it as well? He has done and said countless other offensive things. He is a slave to an extreme political ideology. He is now a droid, a brainwashed robot who can't think for himself and cannot accept the diversity that America is supposed to be.
In a concert in Michigan a few years ago, a journalist writing a review of a Ted Nugent concert noted that Ted performed an "idolatrous ritual" of "worshipping the American flag". Ted Nugent has long been known to be obnoxious in his concerts and such. Now he's also a pushy extremist loudmouth cretin asshole programmed by an ideology. Sad.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 13, 2007

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A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.

George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 20, 2006

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PYT is an abbreviation for "Pretty Young Thing". This term became well known when Michael Jackson featured a song by that name on his classic album "Thriller". Usually, the term applies to an attractive young woman.
Man, that Karen who works at the ice cream parlor is a major PYT. She is stacked to the max!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 02, 2007

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a line in the song "Pigs", from the Pink Floyd album {Animals]. The band is making fun at British politicians, although the sentiments can be applied just about anywhere.
You bus stop ratbag. Ha Ha, Charade you are!
You fucked up old hag! Ha Ha, Charade you are!

... hand over heart ... I'd say you're a laugh ...
but you're really a cryyyyyy-iii-iiiiyyyyyyyyyyy
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 12, 2007

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1. he was a member of the legendary British rock'n'roll band the Beatles. He also had a solo hit with the first song I ever learned, which was "My Sweet Lord". The "alleluia" chorus just stuck in my head like marshmellow cream on a graham cracker. I always recognized it when it starting playing on the radio. Also, his hit "I Got My Mind Set on You" hit the top of the charts right after I got my discharge from military service. People can say what they will but George has written songs that mark important milestones in my life. R.I.P. George

2. a famous American bird expert
1. The George Harrison Cloud 9 CD is excellent.

2. The bird expert George Harrison is featured in the magazine Birds and Blooms.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2006

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a girl who a guy thinks about alot, but seems to be inaccessable. From the Phil Collins hit "Sussudio", which reached Number One in the U.S. and Canada.
The Little Red Haired Girl is Charlie Brown's Sussudio.
Su - Sussudio. Oh-hoh-hoh. Oh-oh!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

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1. to hurry
2. sensation (sometimes a "high") you get from something powerful
3. the first name of a hypocritical extremist demagougue drug addict radio talk show host
4. a very intelligent progressive hard rock band from Canada that plays kick-ass songs with mature, "thinking-man" lyrics. Now that Pink Floyd is disbanded, the award for giving the best and most spectacular concerts in the world goes to Rush. See them before they grow old and retire. You'll get a real thrill, guaranteed.
1. We gotta rush if we're going to be at the football game on time.
2. I get a rush from being with you, honey.
3. Johnny listens to Rush Limbaugh on the radio, he says he's a Christian but he follows Rush L. instead of Jesus.
4. Rush has been around for over 30 years and have influenced many bands like Living Colour and Queensryche. Rush should be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

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