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1.) An ex-KGB.

2.) The current "president" of Russia.

3.) The most powerful mob boss in the world.
"Vladimir Putin is a ruthless mobster."

"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."
by Gyrapage March 8, 2007
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The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)
Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!
by gramaticon July 31, 2005
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The supreme spirit of evil; Satan
Hope not ever to see Heaven. I have come to lead you to the other shore; into eternal darkness; into fire and into ice to meet Putin.

Those kids are little Putins today.

Putin is in the details.

There'll be Putin to pay if we're late.
by jmill666 April 6, 2022
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Pronounced: "Huylo" xʊj'lo

Sitting Russian Tsar.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin enjoys fine wines, long walks on the beach, posing for ridiculous photo ops and staging the odd anschluss.
by Madman Defarge October 23, 2014
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A person or thing regarded as supremely evil or as a fundamental enemy or opponent.
They are well and properly sold to the darkness of Putin.

A period arrived in which the expectation of the coming of Putin exercised a great influence.

After Gods chosen people are raptured, Putin will take charge of the world.

Hitler was the Putin of his time.
by jmill666 April 6, 2022
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Something vile that won't go away, like dog shit on your shoe, or the stench of a decaying body.
This is disgusting, what is it?

It's just Putin.
by jsharpphoto August 30, 2014
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"Don't Putin me." "He's Putin me on."
by Baal Nimrod April 14, 2014
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