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1.) An ex-KGB.

2.) The current "president" of Russia.

3.) The most powerful mob boss in the world.
"Vladimir Putin is a ruthless mobster."

"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."
by Gyrapage March 07, 2007
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)
Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!
by gramaticon July 30, 2005
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Pronounced: "Huylo" xŹŠj'lo

Sitting Russian Tsar.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin enjoys fine wines, long walks on the beach, posing for ridiculous photo ops and staging the odd anschluss.
by Madman Defarge October 23, 2014
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Something vile that won't go away, like dog shit on your shoe, or the stench of a decaying body.
This is disgusting, what is it?

It's just Putin.
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"Don't Putin me." "He's Putin me on."
by Baal Nimrod April 14, 2014
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Putin is any leftover biological material stuck to a sex toy; usually fecal matter. Putin is differentiated from Santorum in that Putin is on the device, or dildo, (usually a phallus like object made of plastic, latex, glass or wood) specifically.
Former Senator Rick Santorum has been unable to remove the thick, multiple layers of Putin from his gigantic dildo no matter how hard he scrubs.
by Lilly Von Schtupp August 08, 2013
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