by GuidoPosse69 January 30, 2005
by Chris Pledge December 18, 2003
by Urb0n D1ct1onary October 13, 2019
Joel: "Hey Stacey, how ya goin? I heard you were without speech the other day."
Stacey: "I'm really good thanks and I got my speech back too. I am now speechful."
Stacey: "I'm really good thanks and I got my speech back too. I am now speechful."
by Joelus November 03, 2006
The speech you give when trying to civilly dump someone. It starts out saying a bunch of nice things about the dumpee, then has a negative turning point when the dumper says "but..." Most commonly used in season finales of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette as well as other dating reality TV shows.
Bachelorette: You're such an amazing person, and I've enjoyed getting to know you so much. But...I'm choosing the other guy.
Viewer: Oh man, she just gave him the but speech!
Viewer: Oh man, she just gave him the but speech!
by frindle1992 August 10, 2011
Hey Tony, get your face out of my arse and listen to some of the stuff I was speeching to the public today.
by K May 18, 2004
Describing a middle aged white guy who lives in Wisconsin who names his dog after his favorite football team. He gets on various chat rooms, blows them up with funny/ hysterical jabs with friends. He tends to play games for fun, kicks ass, takes names, makes videos and posts pictures of his pets all day. He says Fuck a lot of your into that kind of thing.
by Talonsgrip December 18, 2018