trumpoline 

A brass instrument invented in Oregon, United States and made popular by Gary the Retard of the Howard Stern Show on SiriusXM Radio.

Gary got free drinks in the bar by amusing the patrons with his skillful trumpoline playing.

trumpoline by MontrealChrissy April 28, 2011

Trumpoline 

The trampoline which allows Donald Trump to bounce back after controversy.

Trump can be racist all he wants, he'll just bounce back on the trumpoline.

Trumpoline by DodoDude700 March 14, 2016

Trumpoline 

A hella fine trampoline with Donald Billiam Trump's gigantic face printed on it.

Hot damn! Look at the new trumpoline that Ling Ling just bought! It's like stepping on the Trumpster himself!

Trumpoline by feebleturtleduckk May 1, 2015

trumpoline 

A deflection of an argument by one who does not want to address a problem.

The President used a trumpoline, characterizing his critics as unpatriotic because they disagree with the US President.

trumpoline by smjgJsbjgsm November 16, 2018

Trumpalina 

an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.

1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.

2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!

3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.

Trumpalina by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 2, 2017

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

trumpolicious 

The ability to exceed the realism of reality and exaggerate for the sole purpose of self gratification. This condition can be demonstrated physically, socially and verbally.

Trumpolicious is the condition of believing that Orange is the other natural skintone and a comb over is actually an attractive hair style right.! A lie is not a lie if your believe it!

trumpolicious by profsuperb November 30, 2016