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The testicles of the throat, but useless. Sometimes requires a tonsillectomy (neutering) for health reasons.
My mouth got neutered because my tonsils were fucking up my life.
tonsils by man in the universe October 30, 2011
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the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils
Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.
tonsils by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009
the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens
A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D
Tonsils by clooror wipes April 24, 2022

Tonsils On Deck 

Having good dick sucking skills. No need to show off boobs or ass. Cause your tonsils are magical.
Amber Rose said Tonsils On Deck. Ready to go!
Tonsils On Deck by Cocopuffsup November 9, 2014

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.
We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

Tonsils the cat 

Why
Jhon: why tonsils? Tonsils the cat
Tonsils the cat by Panko2009 May 22, 2021

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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