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the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils
Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.
tonsils by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009
the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens
A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D
Tonsils by clooror wipes April 24, 2022

Tonsils On Deck 

Having good dick sucking skills. No need to show off boobs or ass. Cause your tonsils are magical.
Amber Rose said Tonsils On Deck. Ready to go!
Tonsils On Deck by Cocopuffsup November 9, 2014

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.
We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

Tonsils the cat 

Why
Jhon: why tonsils? Tonsils the cat
Tonsils the cat by Panko2009 May 22, 2021

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !
trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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