tameing 

An alternive form of taming

tameing that beast will be quite a hasstle.

tameing by Smokey Moon March 3, 2017

taming strange 

A throwback to the time of the "taming" of the wild American west, in whose various saloons prostitutes were often referred to as "strange," taming strange refers to engaging in the sexual conquest ("taming") of an unfamiliar ("strange") woman.

The term would certainly not be used when referring to one's own girlfriend, with whom we can logically conclude the man would have some degree of familiarity.

Your dick is gonna fall off if you keep taming strange without wrapping it up.

Taming strange is so much more stimulating than fucking the same person over and over again.

taming strange by Kingsburier January 8, 2016

tamping 

Mad, furious, steaming

I was tamping, Dave spilt my pint!

tamping by Joshua H Armstrong August 20, 2004

Taming her tiger

When a woman trims her pubic hair.

When I opened the bathroom door Heather was in there taming her tiger.

Taming her tiger by Barkovi November 18, 2011

taming the bear

taking a piss with a boner

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.

taming the bear by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014

Unicorn Taming 

A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...

k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =]
c- Okay where should we start?

Unicorn Taming by KentuckyChick =] December 17, 2010

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

Dick Tamping by 535 October 9, 2012