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Taming.io 

A game that is basically moomoo.io but with pets and slight changes to avoid a lawsuit, but somehow ends up being a decent addictive game.

The community is full of different types of players: Including...

The Fairy Abuser
A giga-virgin who goes around killing random ppl actually trying to enjoy the game, these people also do stuff such as trapping people who are just tryna mine gold with spikes, Brutally annoying. They only do this bc they are so deprived of joy and cant even be bothered to do anything with his life.
The HSer
This guy either makes a massive base or kills the bosses, pretty chill unless you damage their base or steal their boss killed, a blessing to be around, as you can chill in their base or tame fairies that drop from the bosses being killed.
Often killed by fairy abusers
The Noob
What is there even to say about a noob that hasn't been said about it already
Guy 69: Ever heard of Taming.io
Guy 420: Yeah, it's a cool game
Guy -8: time to harass everyone trying to enjoy the game lololololololololoolololololoijuhygtfryhujikjhuygtfderftgyhujhygtfrderftgyhuj
*they start playing the game*
*guy 420 is killed by guy -8*
Guy -8: lol ez ur trash
Guy 420: 69.420.69.420
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Taming.io 

Lame ass game made by lapamauve
it's also p2w imagine
Mafija plays taming.io and eats shit constantly
Taming.io by Mafija September 16, 2021

taming.io 

A game made by Lapamauve where you run around, tame pets, and kill other players with a wide variety of items. It is a survival game. It's community is fairly toxic.
It's also pay-to-win.
Access it by searching: "taming.io" or "tamming.io" or any other proxy link you can find.
It somehow manages to be addictive.
Guy 1: Yoooo do you play taming.io
Guy 2: No that game is pay to win.
Guy 3: It's also toxic.
Guy 1: PLAY OR ILL EAT YOU
Guy 2 and Guy 3: Fine.
(Guy 1 kills Guy 2 and Guys 3 in taming.io)
Guy 1: cRy aBoUT iT iM jUsT gOoD (spends 400000$ on a fcking io game)
(Guy 2 and Guy 3 kill Guy 1 cuz they have skill)
Guy 1: NUUUUUUU YOU ARE HACKING I WILL REPORT YOU
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026