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Taming.io 

A game that is basically moomoo.io but with pets and slight changes to avoid a lawsuit, but somehow ends up being a decent addictive game.

The community is full of different types of players: Including...

The Fairy Abuser
A giga-virgin who goes around killing random ppl actually trying to enjoy the game, these people also do stuff such as trapping people who are just tryna mine gold with spikes, Brutally annoying. They only do this bc they are so deprived of joy and cant even be bothered to do anything with his life.
The HSer
This guy either makes a massive base or kills the bosses, pretty chill unless you damage their base or steal their boss killed, a blessing to be around, as you can chill in their base or tame fairies that drop from the bosses being killed.
Often killed by fairy abusers
The Noob
What is there even to say about a noob that hasn't been said about it already
Guy 69: Ever heard of Taming.io
Guy 420: Yeah, it's a cool game
Guy -8: time to harass everyone trying to enjoy the game lololololololololoolololololoijuhygtfryhujikjhuygtfderftgyhujhygtfrderftgyhuj
*they start playing the game*
*guy 420 is killed by guy -8*
Guy -8: lol ez ur trash
Guy 420: 69.420.69.420
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Taming.io 

Lame ass game made by lapamauve
it's also p2w imagine
Mafija plays taming.io and eats shit constantly
Taming.io by Mafija September 16, 2021

taming.io 

A game made by Lapamauve where you run around, tame pets, and kill other players with a wide variety of items. It is a survival game. It's community is fairly toxic.
It's also pay-to-win.
Access it by searching: "taming.io" or "tamming.io" or any other proxy link you can find.
It somehow manages to be addictive.
Guy 1: Yoooo do you play taming.io
Guy 2: No that game is pay to win.
Guy 3: It's also toxic.
Guy 1: PLAY OR ILL EAT YOU
Guy 2 and Guy 3: Fine.
(Guy 1 kills Guy 2 and Guys 3 in taming.io)
Guy 1: cRy aBoUT iT iM jUsT gOoD (spends 400000$ on a fcking io game)
(Guy 2 and Guy 3 kill Guy 1 cuz they have skill)
Guy 1: NUUUUUUU YOU ARE HACKING I WILL REPORT YOU
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