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Taming.io 

A game that is basically moomoo.io but with pets and slight changes to avoid a lawsuit, but somehow ends up being a decent addictive game.

The community is full of different types of players: Including...

The Fairy Abuser
A giga-virgin who goes around killing random ppl actually trying to enjoy the game, these people also do stuff such as trapping people who are just tryna mine gold with spikes, Brutally annoying. They only do this bc they are so deprived of joy and cant even be bothered to do anything with his life.
The HSer
This guy either makes a massive base or kills the bosses, pretty chill unless you damage their base or steal their boss killed, a blessing to be around, as you can chill in their base or tame fairies that drop from the bosses being killed.
Often killed by fairy abusers
The Noob
What is there even to say about a noob that hasn't been said about it already
Guy 69: Ever heard of Taming.io
Guy 420: Yeah, it's a cool game
Guy -8: time to harass everyone trying to enjoy the game lololololololololoolololololoijuhygtfryhujikjhuygtfderftgyhujhygtfrderftgyhuj
*they start playing the game*
*guy 420 is killed by guy -8*
Guy -8: lol ez ur trash
Guy 420: 69.420.69.420
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Taming.io 

Lame ass game made by lapamauve
it's also p2w imagine
Mafija plays taming.io and eats shit constantly
Taming.io by Mafija September 16, 2021

taming.io 

A game made by Lapamauve where you run around, tame pets, and kill other players with a wide variety of items. It is a survival game. It's community is fairly toxic.
It's also pay-to-win.
Access it by searching: "taming.io" or "tamming.io" or any other proxy link you can find.
It somehow manages to be addictive.
Guy 1: Yoooo do you play taming.io
Guy 2: No that game is pay to win.
Guy 3: It's also toxic.
Guy 1: PLAY OR ILL EAT YOU
Guy 2 and Guy 3: Fine.
(Guy 1 kills Guy 2 and Guys 3 in taming.io)
Guy 1: cRy aBoUT iT iM jUsT gOoD (spends 400000$ on a fcking io game)
(Guy 2 and Guy 3 kill Guy 1 cuz they have skill)
Guy 1: NUUUUUUU YOU ARE HACKING I WILL REPORT YOU
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026