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Jeremy is one of the most sarcastic people you'll ever meet. He's sensitive at times and a total dick at others. You'll never know how he feels toward you. He's impossible to figure out and it will drive you crazy. He's hilarious without trying and doesn't know it. But he's a good guy so you better hold on to him. He'll come around eventually
Wow! That Jeremy guy is really funny! I'm falling in love already!
by Sarcastic is my middle name August 06, 2014
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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A guy who goes on Urban Dictionary to get a confidence boost
β€œWhose this Jeremy, he seems really awesome” says Jeremy’s
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The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
by yentruoc January 28, 2014
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A Soft Precious Boi Who Should Be protected. You would be lucky to have your own Jeremy. He is a shy, sweet, loving boi who is always there for his friends and will defend/protect them. Never hurt Jeremy because he is an emotional child that has been through a lot and tries to hide his hurt inside. You need to earn his trust before he can tell you how he truly feels. Love this boi because he care about you.
Person 1: β€œAwwww! How Adorable! Who was that guy?”

Person 2: β€œI know right? That was Jeremy!”
by BlastyBakuBoi February 10, 2019
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Jeremy is a downright awesome guy. He's smart, funny, and a great friend. He's handsome and a bit of a heartbreaker.

The name Jeremy is also often given to a male who is born with a big brain/penis.
Guy: Damn, I wish I was like Jeremy!

Girl: Who's that hot new guy at school? I think half the girls have fallen for him already!
Friend: He's Jeremy.
by ASpasticTurtle December 02, 2012
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Jeremy is the most amazing guy ever! Jeremy is a tough guy, but he'll turn into a teddy bear for any girl he really loves. He gives the best guys, and loves holding hands, he's shy at first, but will get crazy as you get to know him! He is funny, hot, and has amazing eyes! He will listen to what you have to say and take it to heart, he will understad your problems
And stand by you. :) He is the best boyfriend ever! :) Jeremy will make you the happiest girl in the world, I promise you!
Friend hey, I heard your dating Jeremy!

me yep, I love him <3
friend he's so cute! Are you sure you like him?
by A person who loves Jeremy April 15, 2013
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