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A word used to describe an individual that has a strange tendency to be up all night and sleep during the day. Speculation says that this individual is actually a vampire none other than The Count, spending his nights counting and looking at porn involving purple women. It is not uncommon to hear an "Ah Ah....Ahhhhhhh" echo in the night as he finishes his nightly fapp- err flapping.
Guy 1: "where's tae been?"
guy 2: "oh, he's been busy taeing."
taeing by gigalo_latsuma December 7, 2011
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Taking a Trump 

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.
Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.
Taking a Trump by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017

Taking ones chin 

The act of being chinned.
Yo did you hear Jaqueefe was taking ones chin.

I'm taking a shit 

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.
I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"
I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017

Taking A Trump 

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.
My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.
Taking A Trump by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020

Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.
Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

taking ls 

Losing any arguement, taking losses
Meek Mills been taking ls from drake all of 2015
taking ls by BitchTits420 July 23, 2016
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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