taeing

A word used to describe an individual that has a strange tendency to be up all night and sleep during the day. Speculation says that this individual is actually a vampire none other than The Count, spending his nights counting and looking at porn involving purple women. It is not uncommon to hear an "Ah Ah....Ahhhhhhh" echo in the night as he finishes his nightly fapp- err flapping.

Guy 1: "where's tae been?"
guy 2: "oh, he's been busy taeing."

by gigalo_latsuma December 7, 2011

Taking a Trump

1. Purposely leaving a massive shit in a public toilet.

2. Creating a mess that someone else will have to clean-up and cause them to wonder how it's existance was possible.

Where's Jerry? Probably taking a trump.

by Puking Pony Party January 11, 2017

Taking ones chin

The act of being chinned.

Yo did you hear Jaqueefe was taking ones chin.

by Justin X StrawberryShortCake June 26, 2022

I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.

My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.

by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020

Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.

Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

by yoj!mbo July 15, 2015

taking ls

Losing any arguement, taking losses

Meek Mills been taking ls from drake all of 2015

by BitchTits420 July 23, 2016